Tessius


definition #1 – the stupidest f-cking c-nt living in pittsburgh, his -sshole expands to the star size of texas and the strip of the byzantine empire, and when he poses for g–ts-e, his -n-s screams ave maria.

definition #2 – the underside of a typical male t-st-c-l. commonly known for being darker than the males scr-t-m. when people refer to “tessius”, they often do so without realizing it.

definition #3 – the act of covering one’s c-ck in sh-t and puke.
example given for definition #1:
b-tch 1: did you just see that big fat f-cking tessius?
b-tch 2: how could i f-cking miss it? i heard it giving a sermon as it walked by.

example given for definition #2:

dude 1:” hey bro, ima suck you d-ck cuh. then ima lick yo tessius.”
dude 2: “f-ck yes. you know me too well!”

example given for definition #3:
hick 1: “so i was telling this dumb blond to shut the f-ck up and she pulled a tessius after i shoved my d-ck in her -ss and pulled out in just enough time for her to eat the sh-t off of it. she vomited all over my c-ck.
hick 2: did she finish?
hick 1: you f-cking know she did.
hick 1 & 2 high five.

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