test pilot
someone who pretends they’re going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.
for sale: 1993 300zx twin turbo, hks bov, etc. no test pilots!
short for “a test pilot in a broom factory”
shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.
the new secretary is a test pilot.
this bureaucrat is the chief test pilot.
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