Texas Toast
a person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.
the next guy in line on death row is soon to be texas toast.
guy 1: “did you hear about that murderer?”
guy 2: “yeah, convicted. he’s texas toast now!”
a hot and meaty woman
dang, that girl over there is texas toast
when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
we played texas toast last night it sucked
when a big fat man takes a sh-t on a woman’s face and steps on it, and shouts texas toast!
tim texas toast my face the other day.
when you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of b-ttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of j-zzum on it.
my girlfriend made me watch a cr-ppy chickflick last night, so this morning i made her texas toast.
when you eat a girls -sshole out while she is on her period.
hey girl you want some texas toast?
ok ok ok..first of all..that definition is totally false…….lets take a trip shall we? way back..think back to the old days of america…texas toast…….(n)…is when you take a black person……rape him…..and then hang him…and then you bust in his face…that…my friends..is texas toast…thank you for your time.
” aww man last night i totally texas toasted jamal. looks like he wont be in school today!!!”
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