Testicals


the festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. they are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. the wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. when the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.
t-st-c-ls is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.
3 more definitions
1.a man’s origin and source of supreme power
2.superman is to sun, and man is to t-st-c-ls, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to t-st-c-ls
3.a man’s power and weakness
4.ball’s of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
first guy:wow! jerry got premoted.

second guy: the guy must have some pretty strong t-st-c-ls. (b-lls)

awkward b–bs for a p-n-s
“so, did you see those t-st-c-ls on that one chick?”
adj.

1. fearing of any danger to a t-st-cl-.
2. endangering a t-st-cl-.
1. he has been very t-st-c-l since his wife purchased the chains and whip.
2. needles are t-st-c-l when held at groin level.

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