testicate
a specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the t-st-cl-s. traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. random portions of the scr-t-m are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. the process repeats until t-st-cl-s are removed, or the partic-p-ting parties decide to stop.
a game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for t-st-cl-s removed intact.
1. frank wouldn’t give up the location of the money, so peter was forced to testicate him.
2. omar and perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. perry won when he got both b-lls removed in his second tug.
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