Testicide
the murder of a t-st-cl-.
moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.
to accidently shoot oneself in the scr-t-m – usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? he went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants – next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. ah sweet justice.
to commit suicide by shooting oneself in the b-lls.
“i gotta commit suicide,hmm, testicide anyone?”
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