testicle
the fountains of c-m. where all the c-m c-ms from. ladies: love’em, tickle’em, lick’em but just don’t squeeze’em!
joey got kicked in the t-st-cl-s, and now he only shoots blanks
round objects dangling in a scr-t-m. only men have t-st-cl-s. women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. when struck, t-st-cl-s cause extreme pain.
she kicked his t-st-cl-s until he lay on the floor crying.
the best t-st-cl-s are the ones that hang low and dangle.
a greek philosopher from 348 bce, worked along socrates.
his name is pr-nounced (pr-nounced test-uh-cleez)
the greek philosopher t-st-cl-s was a genius among geniuses.
he discovered the toilet and urinary tract.
the symbol of manhood. they are what makes a man a man.
i am still a man as long as my t-st-cl-s are dangling between my legs
a word you say when there is awkward silence in a room with three or more people.
“…”
“t-st-cl-s”
*laughter*
the two round b-lls in the sack under the mans ‘shaft’.
terrance: paul! did you see that guys big round t-st-cl-s
paul: yes i did terrence, they were a beauty.
1. two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scr-t-m containing the reproductive fluid of a male, s-m-n.
2. an ancient greek hero.
1. i m-st-rb-t-d last night and emptied my t-st-cl-s.
2. i heard that t-st-cl-s was even better than hercules.
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