testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys
a checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover’s lyre
he said, “t-st-cl-s, specticles, watch wallet and keys”, oh my gl-sses, what did i do with my gl-sses ? ? ?”
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to tell some dubious truth in court. the cops pinched my main man, now i have to testilie for him.
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when a man c-ms in a tarter sauce and the guy serves her chips with the sauce, pj l gave sam b some texas tarter sauce when she was hungry
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to send a text message while eating in a tex-mex style restaurant. “john just had to tell his girlfriend about the awesome taco he was having, so he started tex-mexaging her.”
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adj. a misspelling of textible. jsyk, it’s “textible”, not “textable”. adjective, refers to when a person is able to communicate via means of text messaging. a: i’m going to camp for a few days b: will you be textable? a: yeah, dude, unlimited texts.
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that perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half -ssed, r-t-rded messages on his iphone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow. “hi george what’s up? ” “$o i did5 jury’s hounded oh not ! buyout oh minnow !!!” “wtf george?…..” […]