Testicular Worship
1: when a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male’s lapdog his master can boss around.
2: when a man is infatuated with another man in a nonh-m-s-xual way and is a synonym of “brotherly love”.
3: when either male/female is attracted to or in love with a “manly” man and litteraly worships their t-st-cl-s.
4: when a man loves another male’s s-x organs in a h-m-s-xual way.
5: for a male to accuratley measure another man’s “coochie” by just seeing it
(1)
jack: yo homie jack that fools wallet!
bill: no way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
jack: yo son, you like a brother to me
bill: diddo foo
jack: let’s compare p-n-s length in a nonh-m-s-xual manner.
bill: alright but let’s use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
jack: i f-cking love your b-lls!
bill: same here!
jack: this is some real testicular worship
(4)
jack: i am so tottaly in love with your b-lls bro
bill: ugh i’m not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
jack: can you testicularly worship me?
bill: it looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
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