Testicules


what you don’t want to get stuck in the paper-shredder.
oh noes, my scr-t-m!
this is the n-ts-ck for you unedumuhcated folks.
see n-ts-ck
my scr-t-m was itching like a mother so i shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until i bled.
a small purse made from left over elbow skin. it’s purpose is to hold your b-lls.
“if it hadn’t been for my scr-t-m, that swift kick to the b-lls could have been worse”
the best word to shout out in a cl-ssroom when the teacher leaves the room.

oh, and the skin that houses the male genitalia.
(teacher hangs up phone) teacher: ok i’ll be right back.
student: scr-t-m!!!!
scr-t-m, is a sack of skin,
scr-t-m, it keeps you testies in,
don’t overload them or you’ll explode them.
scr-t-m!!
sing the scr-t-m song.
its ya ball sac… “scr-t-m, its just a sac of skin. scr-t-m it holds your testis in”
person 1: “i lost my manhood”
person 2: “how”
person1: “i got kicked in the scr-t-m”
the wrinkled pouch of skin that hangs behind the p-n-s between the man legs holding his testis. the scr-t-m has a seamlike structure called a raphe that runs down the sac and continues to his -n-l hole, it seperates his testis from banging into each other.
my scr-t-m gets sweaty and smells a bit so i have to wash it.

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