testifart


when your -ss fails you and your t-st-cl-s volunteer their services for expelling the gas caused by your -n-s and the fart comes out topside causing a wet floppy sounding pop.
dude, what the f-ck was that?
that was my t-st-cl-s picking up my -sses slack, a testifart!

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