the destiny of your t-st-cl-s which no one else can foresee.
what gender will your kid be?
me: i don’t know it’s up to testony
ah’jee is one of the best people you can ever meet. she’s so kind and sweet and will give you the clothes of her back. she’s a hard worker and a very strong person. she is a very beautiful girl . ah’jee is very good at sports and very compet-tive. she’s a shy girl but […]
a starbucks within another establishment, such as target. p1: “hey, that target has a starbucks in it, right?” p2: “oh you mean the starb-tt? yes”
- les long
if you are named les long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. if you don’t start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy. he is such a les long and he doesn’t even know she’s got one foot out the […]
- reckless spooning
a nude genitalia to -ss horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying f-ck that they are aligned head to feet. jim caught sarah and todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as f-ck.
lanias is what you would say when youre banging your chick and about to c-m man: im about to c-m hoe: c-m daddy man: holy sh-ty lanias!