Testosterzone
the place a guy goes when having a “discussion” with someone with whom he disagrees. also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
wife to a friend about her hubby’s argument with a neighbor : “no, i can’t get him to just drop it, he’s in the testosterzone!”
him -“why can’t any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?” her- “why don’t i drive, honey. wouldn’t want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone” him “i could control myself better if all these -ss-poles would just get out of my way!”
the sp-ce left between men when sitting. most often found in the empty chair between men at a theater. see also “gay buffer.” use testosterzone instead of “gay buffer” if you don’t want to sound like a total nimrod.
a: can i sit by you?
b: sure man, just leave a little testosterzone
or
those guys must be guymese twins, they are so close there’s not even a little testosterzone.
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