a word you get when you want to write “petal” (used as sweetheart, love etc.) but you hit the t key by mistake
a: where are you tetal?
a: petal :-/
m: your tetal was afk, but now she’s back.
- Anal relocation
a surgical procedure in which the r-ct-m and -n-s are moved to a more convenient location. tim always carried around breath mints to hide his sh-t breath. after all, you can’t maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes p–p on your lips every time you kiss. tim should have waited a few years for that […]
to imply to an annoying friend, or enemy to stfu. maria:”d-mn heather, he was so nice, and he’s handsome” heather:”hushaface maria, you only want him for his enormous d-ck!” maria:”hushaface heather, at least i’ve seen his d-ck” heather:”hushaface maria gage is mine!!!”
just kicking it whatsup? a whole lot of jki
one of the illest dj’s on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj’s or djt d-mn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him
the act of applying a magazine or cell phone towards your face, acting oblivious to the person whos staring at you. then when they realize that you’re onto them just continue texting/reading and turn around. “dude i so kirklurked that one guy at the bookstore!” “yeah the guy was h-lla muggin’ on me so i […]