Tetherball
noun:
1. a single t-st-cl-, akin to a uniball. the result is reminiscent of the children’s game: a single ball tied to a pole.
2. the term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.
verb:
to cause someone to lose one of two t-st-cl-s.
noun:
1. since josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn’t as high as the average man’s. but his biking has really improved.
2. “yo tetherball, you probably shouldn’t go to the spermbank with us: you need to hold onto what you’ve got…. plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget.”
verb:
“oh d-mn, i think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!”
when older men develop saggy b-lls.
“wow george, your tetherb-lls are hanging lower than ever!”
a tether ball is what you call a girl who keeps coming back after you f-ck her.
bob: who do you keep texting?
cody: ugh. that girl trina. every time i hit her she keeps coming back to me
bob: she’s such a tether ball
tetherb-lls: a s-xual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary p-n-s and a t-st-cl-(s). the objective is to strike the t-st-cl-(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the “ball(s)” winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.
jesse: hey chris remember that hot h-r- from the gym? the one with the nice -ss?
chris: yeah.
jesse: well, i got her to play tetherb-lls. i let her win cause she’s a girl…what are you doing later today?
the act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of v–gr- in order to make his p-n-s erect. once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own p-n-s. whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.
hey do you wanna play tether ball after school?
yeah sure!!! but whose grandpa will we use?
when you date an old man and he has saggy b-lls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.
“randall has the most disgusting tetherb-lls, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada.”
when one man takes his p-n-s and hits the b-llsack of another man and tries to wrap the b-llsack around his p-n-s. they take turns and the first to wrap it is the winner
the two blatantly gay men went to play tetherball in the bathroom. the game ended quickly as the one with the sungl-sses wrapped it on the first try
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