Tetris Packer
the guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. he is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you’ll think he must be a tetris god.
” ‘bro, how’re we gonna take all these things to the beach?’
‘it’s all good dude. my dad is a tetris packer.’ “
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