teukkake
etymology: a merging of teutonic and bukkake.
teukkake is what happens when first year german language students feel the need to spit constant consonants in your face. typically coincides with excessive kraut-rock abuse and a misplaced sense of cultural superiority.
“g-d-d-mnit, heinrich, stop spitting in my face and put your rammstein away! f-ing kraut-smoker!”
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“yeah. heinrich? that’s not even his name, it’s humbert and he blew a teukkake all over my face when he found a blur alb-m in my car.”
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