Teusday


an alternative spelling of the day of the week tuesday. it comes after monday and before wednesday. it’s usually a misspelling, but it doesn’t have to be anymore.
“john, i’ll see you on teusday.”

“it’s okay hank, we’ll make teusday a thing.”
alternate spelling for tuesday that better people use. (pr-nounced: tee-ooze-daay)
call me up, and we can go out teusday night.

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