Teutopolis


a small town/village in central illinois that:

-consists of mostly people with german heritage

-has one stop light

-has a public grade school that is sponsored by the town church

-has a better school and sport system than bordering effingham

-“t-town” is almost considered an official town name

-school team name is “wooden shoes”

-i lived in for 5 years

-sucks if you’re any religion besides catholicism

-badly needs a football team

-is cliched as a place where incest runs rampant

people from t-town are usually called pair head by anyone who’s not from t-town
teutopolis is small
sthe little town by effingham full of drunks.they might be good at sports but they still cant stop themselves from getting hungover
teutopolis

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