Teve


a pr-nunciation of “steve”, often used by those whose first language is not english
“ay teve, vaht are you doing tomorrow aftah work?”
when someone is so stupid that they don’t deserve to have their full one-syllable name pr-nounced.
“teve, you are as tupid as louis.”

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