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  when someone is a closet lesbian this is what they refer to their secret lover or “friend” as. “hey everyone this is jessica, we are like sisters!” jessica: “yea, we are totally honey sisters.”

• grumpy sexola

  the act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a d-ck or a cl-t, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker. matt: hey magnus, how was the grumpy s-xola?! magnus: it was fantastic, my s-m-n smelt like ink 🙂

• schwimwacked

  when you smoked up that fat blunt and you can’t even feel your legs n-gg- john: bro, im high as sh-t largo: n-gg- im schwimwacked out of my mind

• masterrape

  the act of unconsensually masturbating oneself. (unconsensual m-st-rb-t–n with themselves) i cried out “no” but continue to pleasure myself… i guess i am a victim of my self inflicted unconsentual masterrapetion

• pumpkin fkn

  when you feel like f-cking a pumpkin “oh what a pumpkin fkn day, innit”

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