tewdle
tewdle is the elvish english word for tuesday . the phonetic sound of the ‘le’ at the end of words is commonly used by elves native to the british isles . from this , one can almost guess their names for the other days of the week .
mondle , tewdle , wendle , thursle , fridle , sattle , sundle
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