Tex
when used properly, it refers to men who have to sit or squat when they urinate.
tex is in the bathroom stall, it’s uncomfortable for him to use the urinal
an extremely s-xually attractive texan who can give s-xual pleasure to the opposite s-x in ways unknown to non-texans.
girl: i spent the night at tex’s house and i couldn’t walk this morning.
girl 2: so everythinh is bigger in texas?
girl: everything!
1. a nickname earned/given to a bilidgerant drunk
2. a person hailing from texas
3. an alter-ego that only surfaces after a considerable amount of alchoholic beverages have been consumed and begin to take an effect.
1. “hey tex, you better pull up you pants, noone wants to see how infected that zit on your -ss is.”
2. “hey texan, mind if i call you tex?”
3. “man, after you drank that whole handle of admiral nelson and got a tattoo of your dad -ss raping his cellmate, you went outside and sh-t on the hood of your ford f350. tex sure came out last night.”
a guy who can f-ck anyone up
beat ur -ss tonymontana
a very tall guy usually 6ft or more. tex’s are often really attractive, a bit weird and sometimes misunderstood. they are usually musically talented, they’re very good at playing the drums and guitar. they like to listen to metal, punk and grunge. tex’s are hilarious and have a very unique sense of humour. they can be really quiet and awkward around girls, they stare at their feet and their faces go red but girls think that’s adorable. tex’s are really athletic, good at afl and highjump.
‘who’s that really hot guy? he seems a bit shy though’
‘that’s tex.’
to roll a blunt,originated in harlem, from 147th
i just texed a blunt
tex: agreeing with whatever has been said because you can form no opinion of your own
being tex: making a big mistake. lacking common sense. dropping the ball. glitching, sitting on the fence
tex’ing, agreeing with everybody
man that is so tex. (spending all your money on fifa 10)
s-xual intercourse through text messages\
like phone s-x, cyber s-x, etc.
“my dad asked me if i was having tex with my boyfriend last night in the bathroom”
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