To Velma
the annoying instance when you’re looking for your gl-sses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your gl-sses. a special brand of catch 22 where in witch you are f-cked. in reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise “scooby doo”. specifically referencing the character velma d-nkley who’s gl-sses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.
person a “ah shucks, guys can you help me find my gl-sses i dropped them and cannot see where they are?”
person b (douch bag) “naw man, you’re just gonna have to velma that sh-t”
person a “ok”
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