Texagizing
when you go out with your friends and your girlfriend gets mad. so instead of calling her, you apologize through text messages and argue the whole night.
friend: get off your phone bro and come get a drink.
texagizer: hold on bro let me apologize to my girl real quick
friend: dude your just gonna be on your phone the whole night texagizing her, just call her bro.
texagizer: nah man ill be done in a minute
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