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someone who knows the true of meaning “hot as h-ll,” (we fry at least on egg a year on the asphalt outside, just because we can) and likes only having two seasons a year and never having to deal with that white sh-t you northeners call “snow.”
a texan needs no snow.
someone with a sense of pride in their home state. someone who, although they may not wear boots and ten gallon hats, still feels like a cowboy. a texan sticks to his word, and is generally polite and friendly, but won’t take sh-t from anyone. not all texans are from texas (ie. john wayne), and not all those from texas are texans (ie george bush). a texan is also a person who can use the word y’all correctly, know that phrases like “yep” or “i tell you what” are sentences in themselves, and knows what real mexican food is. and for the record, not all texans are conservative, and none sleep with their relatives: that’s arkansas,
guy 1: how did that guy who just save a baby from a runaway car, beat up a gang of n-z- bikers, and get dates with five different nubile supermodels in 3 minutes?

guy 2: he’s a texan
a bad-ss who doesnt take anything from anybody.
a: whoa, who is that guy that just beat the sh-t out of that northerner?
b: a texan
somebody born in texas; not necessarily a redneck.
jose was born in texas.
none of these definitions are 100% to the point.

texan-
(n) a person from the state of texas

(adj) of or having to do with texas
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btw, texas is a modern state. not podunk and white trash.
guy: i was born in texas. i am a texan

guy2: i was raised in texas. i am a texan
a person from texas. all you other stereotypical f-ckers get your -ss down here and soon yall will quit talkin sh-t.

texans do not ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. except we do have big -ss trucks unlike you guys.

yes some texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of texas history and some people’s tradition. and not all texans are rednecks. texans are also educated, as texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. and texans do not commit insest.

so now all you -ssholes who have never been here to texas, shut the f-ck up. i dare yall to come down here and say the sh-t you say on here. your -ss is gunna get shot after you get your -ss whooped.
new yorker: why are we takin a road trip to texas?
new yorker 2: cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her

(they get to houston)

new yorker 1: omg its so f-cking hot!!! dude that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a f-ggot!!
(texan hears him)
new yorker 2: sh-t dude were f-cked.
new yorker 1: why whats he guna…(gets knocked out)
texan: little b-tch talk sh-t again i’ll f-ckin shoot your pathetic pansy -ss.
a very bad skier/snowboarder
guy#1: hey look at that guy… he has his jeans tucked into his ski boots and a big poofy texas longhorns jacket.

guy#2: ya…what a texan…

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