Texas batman


a s-xual maneuver in which a man sneaks up behind the victim and simultaneously whispers “i am the bat” while inserting is throbbing erection into his targets r-ct-m.
frank: so i gave this girl the “texas batman” the other night.
jimmy: you sneaky b-st-rd.

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