Texas Car Pool
when someone takes out their rage on a h-m-s-xual primarily from suppressing inner h-m–erotic feelings. usually the h-m-s-xual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.
mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a texas car pool.
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