Texas Chili Bowl Massacre


all that is known about the texas chili bowl m-ssacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the -n-s, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan’s ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a very sl-tty turtle.
lexi: dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw m-ssacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl m-ssacre. that was some h-lla f-cked up sh-t right thurrr.

Read Also:

  • TGIFF

    thank g-d it’s a f-ckin friday i’m so sick of this work, tgiff tomorrow. thank g-d its friday friday a clever play on the acronym thank g-d it’s friday, to reference rebecca black’s h-t (?) song “friday” roomate: tgiff me: what? roomate: thank g-d “its friday friday gotta get down on friday!!!” me: f-ck. a […]

  • Tha G Code

    a code of conduct and honor that is expected from a gangster or honorable male. i ain’t tellin those pigs sh-t! i’m stickin to tha g code.

  • That Internet Guy

    the guy who feels the need to be a “troll” online. found on forums and social networks like fb or myb. a clear indication they are being that internet guy, is when he posts on a girls’ status that is 7 or 8 years younger then him, and make idle threats to seem bigger and […]

  • thats geeeeh

    thats geeeeh orginated from adam vernon who used it as a slang term to insult someone or something. he would say this whilest putting his hands in his trousers and arching his back. 1.an insult to someone/thing 2.that something is h-m-s-xual adam.”hey why didn’t you play counter strike last nite” some geekey interent friend of […]

  • thats what your mom said when you were born

    the best comeback ever guy 1: your stupid guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born (your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)


Disclaimer: Texas Chili Bowl Massacre definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.