the s-xual act when a man 1) pours barbecue sauce into a woman’s v-g-n-; 2) has s-x with her; 3) then makes her lick the sauce and c-m off of his p-n-s; 4) finally the woman squirts the mixture up the man’s -ss hole.
note: “texas” comes from the use of barbecue sauce and the “cloverleaf” comes from the use of four steps.
texas cloverleaf is way dirtier than the louisiana purchase.
- mouse to the cheese
cool hip jimmy caruso is so mouse to the cheese
- texten driver
a dumb-ss person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park […]
explaining something to someone in detail via text message tracy: dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night? adam: i would tell you now but it’s just way too long, i don’t feel like textplaining it when somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and […]
- textural cramp
very similar to a menstrual cramp but it’s in the arms from too much texting. i thought my period cramps were bad until i texted 483 times today and my arms started aching and cramping because of textural cramps. i cannot send anymore text messages to you because i have textural cramps. taking some midol. […]
- chord wh*r*
chord wh-r- refers to any band that only strum chords in their songs. most usually, they play the same chords over and over again. this term is often said of bands such as nickelback. the lyrics are simplistic and mentally handicapped just like everything else related to the band. simplistic and minimalistic are often confused. […]