texas douche


anyone that goes to a sporting event that is not -ssociated with the university of texas and still wears longhorn apparel. also anyone not -ssociated with the university of texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.
“look at the guy with the orange shirt!”
“he’s a texas douche.”

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