Texas Fever


texas fever
n.
an infectious disease of cattle first identified in texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

this is not to be -ssociated with any form of h-m-s-xual activities
“did you hear about those cows”
“yeah i heard they caught texas fever”

“hmm must have been those ticks”

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