texas finger trap
when two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men’s -ssholes.
sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked steven and i if we wanted to try the texas finger trap. we said yes.
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