Texas Five
a celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
note: the word must also be said when the action is being performed.
j: wow, the king ranch here in texas is bigger than the state of rhode island.
s: aaaaaaaaaaand…. -texas five-
m: this dr pepper is awesome! it was also created in texas!
f: oh yeah! -texas five-
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