Texas Funeral
sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.
see “kill bill vol. 2” for a perfect example.
a celebration where two men bury uma thurman alive. uma thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.
“dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a texas funeral.”
“really? is uma thurman hot in person?”
“…kinda.”
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