texas hamburger
eating out someone’s -sshole. (because you have brown in between two buns)
i totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!
eating lunch meat out of your neighbor’s -sshole.
“hey, i’m cooking dinner. would you like a texas hamburger?”
“isn’t that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor’s -sshole?”
“uh, i don’t think so.”
“then make mine a double!”
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