Texas Handbag


a method by which one carries alpine skis at one’s side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
stacy marron always sports a texas handbag between her truck and the chairlift.

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