Texas Jackhammer
when a girl with pig tails is giving you head, grab the pig tails and pull her farther towards you with tremendous force. in the process of doing this, also perform very agressive hip thrusts towards her.
last night, when ashley came over,i gave her the texas jackhammer. i was so surprised that she had so little cl-ss to let me do this to her, that i broke up with her shortly afterwards.
a s-x move in which you are standing up with your partner and you hold them upside down and f-ck them in the mouth. you then drop them on their head as you fall to your knees, you pull you d-ck out of their mouth and j-zz in their face as they hit their head.
usually resulting in death or mental r-t-rdation.
anthony: “i can’t believe you gave nancy the texas jackhammer last week!”
chad: “yeah dude, it was intense, i didn’t mean do do it that hard though, it annihilated her.”
anthony: ” yeah dude, she’ll never be the same, well we better go back to her funeral”
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