texas lane change
an attempt to switch from the v-g-n- to the -n-s without warning.
“i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her – and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts.”
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texting in the form of singing a song relying on lyrics through text. usually caps are used to express higher/lower pitches in the song and vowels are repeated to express how long a note is held. guy: and iiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! girl: stop texsing me; it’s not going to work.
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