Texas Lightshow
the texas light show is the art of placing a roman candle in the r-ct-m of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the b-ttocks of your companion
d00d, did you see that texas lightshow last night?! bill’s b-tthole is black!!!
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