Texas Meatloaf
this is a rather involved and racial s-x act, please do not read if you hate black or h-m-s-xual persons.
a texas meatloaf is when an overly hick texan grabs an obese black man off the street and takes him back to his ranch. the obese black man has many a roll on his body and the texan must f-ck each crev-sse of the black man’s fat rolls as he would t-tty f-ck a woman. a common additive to meatloaf is ketchup, but in a texas meatloaf the ketchup is subst-tuted with the ranch owner’s wife’s menstrual fluids which are released all over the obese black man’s body.
sean grabbs a fat, black version of omar of the street for a texas meatloaf and uses his wife jessica period juices to lubricate omar’s fat rolls.
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