Texas Mudslinger
when you are having -n-l s-x with a girl, you pull your d-ck out and grab the sh-t off your d-ck. then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the sh-t in her face.
did you hear that laine texas mudslingered his girl last night.
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