Texas Oil Rig
when the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.
i gave candy the old texas oil rig.
similar in practice to the eiffel tower s-xual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. the texas oil rig separates itself from the eiffel tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
the texas oil rig is an americanized eiffel tower.
when a girl is face down on the ground, -ss up, and u penetrate her -ss with such force that when u pull ur d-ck out, ur d-ck acts as a drill that has struck oil and flings fecal matter and lube all over the driller
d-mn i cant see, i must have struck oil… texas oil rig was probably a bad idea
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