Texas Panhandle
whilst giving one individual a handjob on a street corner, one continues to solicit donations of change and small bills from p-ssers by.
the hobo at first and broadway needed money badly enough to give me a texas panhandle.
when a girl or guy is jerking off an other guy while licking his -ss.
fred:dude i walked in on john and sarah and she was giving him a tph.
bob:what’s a tph.
fred:it’s when some one is jerking some one off while they’re licking there -sshole.
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