texas peach
when you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her p-ssy and use the heavy syrup as lube and to cover up the smell. bonus, after s-x you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.
girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.
texas peach
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