texas ping-pong
in a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by p-ss-es)). the point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don’t disappear for a week or so
” robert what the h-ll happened to your chest it looks like you’ve been shot!” “nah fam i just got done playing texas ping-pong”
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