Texas Pinstriping
a splattered design of regurgitated food on the side of moving vehicle, which is caused by one of the occupants of the car hanging out the window to vomit. this is generally the result of someone becoming sick, after binge drinking at a texas social event.
josh’s wife (erin) had to much wine at the wedding reception. on the way home she got sick, and his jetta received some serious texas pinstriping.
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