Texas Popsicle
the act of shoving a metal tube into the -n-s of your enemy, pouring ghost pepper chilli into the tube and then round house kicking the rest of the tube into your enemy’s -n-s
after he tried stealing from my friend and i, my friend held him down while i performed the texas popsicle
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