texas raider
a cop/sheriff that is s-x appealing
that chick is a texas raider
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- Texas Saddlebag
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner’s head. the question of wether it’s during s-x or not is your choice. my husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a texas saddlebag!
- Texas toothbrush
in the act of c-mming and sh-tting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush my dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush a large brush […]
- Swigging Muesli
a verb to describe anything, normally s-xual, but normally c-nn-l-ng-s. friend 1: “did you pull anyone last night?” friend 2: “yeah, brought her back and swug her muesli.” friend 1: “did you swig her mues last night?” friend 2: “her mues was well and truly swug.” “i love swigging muesli”
- Swingjob
when two people have oral s-x on a swingset. mark: yeah, brittney was giving me a swingjob the other day and it was amazing! when you are standing face a girl who is sitting on a swing and you push her on the swing while she blows you, give her a push and she comes […]
- Georgeface
when you perform an act such stupidity that it stuns their expression into a pure, blank but still hugely bewildered look. mouth open, chin down, eyes blank, no emotions expressed other than georgeface guy looks at monkey peeing in mouth while being fingered by a four year old child…(expression=georgeface)