Texas Saddlebag
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner’s head. the question of wether it’s during s-x or not is your choice.
my husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a texas saddlebag!
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